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Buy 1 Religion, Get 1 Free!

In this podcast we create not 1, but 2 new religions for you too swallow.¬†First, save your soul with Godism (it deserves to be bolded up!), the religion with the motto “Let God Handle It.” We believe that if there is a God, it’s His job is to worry about all the shit down here on Earth, so we don’t have to. Kind of like having an all-powerful landlord you can harass to do things for you, but he’s not so¬†creepy.

Is your soul full yet? If not, try Momism, the religion that worships God’s mom, the mom of the Universe. After all, it’s only human nature that when we have a problem we run to mommy.

For a limited time, we’ll let you join both for the introductory price of $9.99 a month. This is the cheapest religion ever created. Get yours today, in case you die tomorrow.