Our Father, who art in electronics shop
hallowed be thy domain name
Thy kingdom come in and browse.
Thy will be done, for a price*
On earth as it is in cyberspace.
Give us this day our daily app.
And forgive us our porn trespasses,
As we forgive those who Facebook tag us.
And lead us not into temptation (see above),
But deliver us from hefty fees
For thine is the special offer,
and the power of the battery that lasts oh, so long,
and the glory (did we mention the porn?)
for ever and ever. Until the next generation comes out
(*please allow 4-6 weeks for service)