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Useless Dad #3895: Ned from Canada
Hi. My name is Ned and this is Ella.
Please hep me and my little girl. I ain’t got no money, no job and we got no guvment check coming. We live in a tent but it gets cold. The wild dogs harass us every night and steal our eggs. My little girl has been wearing same diper for 6 weeks. She startin’ to smell bad.
MY thanks to Gina for the last donation of tweny bucks. I appreshiate your jenerosity. But I spent it all on beer and smokes. Can I have more pleas?
I knew I shoulda went to college...
WHAT MAKES A DAD USELESS?
They forget birthdays. They yell at postmen. They harass ducks. And most importantly they think society owes them everything.
While it is true few of us would acknowledge them on the street let alone invite them over after dark, but the sad, brutal fact is we cannot ignore this plight affecting our societies. Useless Dads need your help.
With your help the Committee to Reform Useless Dads (CRUD) is able to aid these losers. With your generous donations and sponsorships, we have been able to assist Useless Dads with the following:
Many of our Useless Dads can’t spell worth a damn. But thanks to
CRUD many of them now know a pencil from a pretzel. Some write shopping
lists. Others have filled out credit card forms, several at a time in
Please take a moment to read our heart-warming and scary stories of Useless Dads. Your support is crucial. CRUD thanks you for your generous support.
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